Things Learned the Hard Way

A few things to remember while in London: stay to the right on escalators, load your oyster card before you try to use a bus at 2:30 in the morning, being told you are "fit" means you are simply attractive (so don't give them a line about working out), and lastly, don't make eye contact with people you don't want to talk to. Oh, and if the animals at the park approach you, it doesn't mean you are one with nature; they just want food and will climb you to get it.